Went swimming with a duck today.

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

Stop it. You’re hurting me.

(Source: chrisprattdelicious)

Greetings from Florida.

Every time I see this I just giggle like a moron.

(Source: alenantonowa)

turdalert:

Gillian Anderson in the 8th grade

Oh. My. God.

SCOTUS doesn’t want you to prevent pregnancy or terminate it if you become pregnant

joshistheworst:

I think it’s time we start looking into the legitimate issue of whether or not SCOTUS is comprised of a coven of witches that need to eat children to live

This was something that I totally forgot until I was scream singing with a bunch of middle-aged drunk strangers last night

I went to a a church retreat in high school where a group of teens performed a skit about Jesus to “Total Eclipse of the Heart.” There were no words; it was just an interpretative dance.

humansofnewyork:

"What’s your favorite thing about your mother?"
"She loves life more than anyone I’ve ever known. I hope she doesn’t mind me telling you this, but recently she’s had some health problems. And her health got so bad at one point, she called me and said: ‘I was starting to wonder if there was any reason to go on. But then I had the most delicious pear!’"

That’s definitely my reason to live.

When will they just make Janelle Monae the next Doctor?

Into it.

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