Paul and I share a Netflix account… 

I cannot stop laughing.

Oldie but a Goodie. 

(Source: Spotify)

It’s standing in one of the side entrances to the Times Square subway station, and there is a person ahead of you at both turnstiles swiping their card too fast over and over again while a crowd of annoyed strangers builds up behind you. And there you are, powerless to snatch the thing out of their hand and do it yourself.

interrobangin:

Drex picked the musical theatre, and I picked the restaurant. I told her she didn’t look happy, and she responded “I can’t look genuinely happy.” (at Chevys Fresh Mex)

arrestedwesteros:

GOB: I mean, this family runs into problems and it’s “Oh, let’s have GOB [bleep] our way out of it.

Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22

submission by OccupyWesteros

Fair.

I only love my boyfriend Mr. Softee.

Where it’s easier to believe that I will die in a gruesome freak accident than actually get hired for a better paying job that I enjoy.

OH MY GOD I WANT THIS. 

(Source: pbf-sandwich)

Good evening, Astoria Park.