February 2012
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A scene:
APARTMENT: INTERIOR
A television plays unattended in a living room a commercial comes on and “King of New York” begins to play. Suddenly, a bedroom door bursts open.
GIRL: OH MY GOD IS THAT THE NEWSIES MUSICAL???
GIRL’s roommate has just entered the room and gives her a look. GIRL looks down and realizes she’s only partially dressed.
Girl: Oh. Sorry.
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World: Hey Drex, how was Shame?
Me: Sexcellent.
World: ...
Watchinterrobangin:
This video is set to (Love Is Like A) Heat Wave on the record player, and it is Drex’s Galentine’s Day present to all of us.
I am a cartoon child.
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Bradley Whitford to Guest Star on Parks &... →
Though Schur hadn’t seen the finished episode yet, he said there were several small “West Wing” homages in it, and he told the director if there was room for a “West Wing”-style walk-and-talk with Amy Poehler and Bradley Whitford, he “wouldn’t complain.” But don’t look for a mini-“West Wing” reunion in Pawnee: Rob Lowe, who played Seaborn, did not share a scene with his “West Wing” castmate...
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I'm incapabable of taking Coldplay seriously
Because that man is STILL married to Gwyneth Paltrow.
Me: [last quarter of sandwich in hand, pointed at mouth] My sandwich is good, but I think I like yours better.
Drex: [last quarter of sandwich in hand, pointed at mouth] I think I like yours better, too.
Me: [hushed] Do you want to switch our last bits?
Drex: Yes!
Us: Wut r boun-da-ries??
I tried to GIS Smash for a post for TVhangover
And instead I got a wall of images for Sm*sh, an Indonesian boyband.
Just thought I would share.
January 2012
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I WAS WATCHING THE CHRISTMAS EPISODE OF DOWNTON AND THERE WERE THREE VERY IMPORTANT MINUTES LEFT AND THEN THE VIDEO STOPPED WORKING AND NOW I WANT TO DIE.
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A list for your review
Famous actresses people have told me I looked like:
Drew Barrymore
Kirsten Dunst
Emma Stone in The House Bunny (This one is in fact real life.)
Christina Ricci
Nicole Kidman
Amy Poehler
Norah Jones (not an actress)
Romola Garai
indierawk:
Fleet Foxes - Dancing On My Own...
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I just ate all the brie
There was kind of a lot left.
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merrymissanthropic:
Stars - Bitches in Tokyo
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How you know the awkard (substitute) bartender...
He says he’s picturing what you must have looked like in the 7th grade (“all awkard and gangley”), mentions something about tall girls and asks you if the two of you would have been friends (all the dudes you were friends with in middle school are gay now, so…)
He talks about Game of Thrones with you for a second time and mentions how into Ygritte (badass redheaded...
Andrew and I saw Godspell last night
Jesus high fived me.
I know it’s a beautiful day, and I know I should go for a walk or get some coffee and go to the park and read. But it’s January and I’m not prepared for it to be 60 degrees and sunny. So I’m just going to pretend that I’m sick and it’s 20 degrees and snowing and stay right where I am.
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A remembered insecurity
We were all getting pedicure before my cousin’s wedding, and I was very hungover from a tequila mistake. We were all lined up in those fancy chair and discussing what we were going to have done and one of the Asian ladies looks at me and says, “you’re going to have your brows done too, right?” Nobody else I was with got asked. YOU GUYS WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FACE??
RUN DMC's Darryl McDaniels talks about how Sarah... →
amandalynferri:
This episode of The Moth is simply bewildering. I’ve listened to it twice already because I am having a hard time wrapping my brain around this. There is also a full section on Darry McDaniels’ wikipedia page dedicated to Sarah McLachlan.
I remember listening to this episode of the Moth on my ipod last winter and being baffled and intrigued and also a little second hand...
The state of my life now
I’ve officially switched to putting milk in my coffee instead of half and half because, “ugh I just don’t want to carry home that extra thing home from the grocery store.”
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Listen here,
If you look like every guy I went to high school with, dress like every guy I went to high school with, have a 5 month old at 21 like every other guy I went to high school with, live in the same neighborhood and talk about seeing drug dealers like every guy I went to high school with, I’m not going to fuck you. Just like every other guy I went to high school with.
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New Years
Didn’t
Vomit.
Cry.
Get naked in any strange places.
Success.
December 2011
Watchpaulhphillips:
A concept that was once described as “abominable” and caused one foreigner to exclaim, “this is why I hate America,” here is Emily and our friend Robert pitching Homeless and Fabulous because I cannot get enough of this video.
Please enjoy this video before it gets deleted again.
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I just stubbed my thumb on my Kindle
While playing a game called “Hot Donut.”
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I’ll Be Your Mirror - The Velvet Underground
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How I know the world is not going to end in 2012
In the bar on Christmas Day, I met a wire haired dachshund named Showcase Showdown.
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I'm the oldest person in the world
So my company gave everyone a Kindle Fire for Christmas, and I just got mine today because I was out of town on Friday when they gave them out. (Apparently it was very much like an episode of Oprah when everyone opened them last week.) Guys, I had to Google what it did.
Now that I have it on and hooked up, I don’t know what to do with it? I like reading regular books? If it’s backlit,...
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“I don’t think I would have come and talked to you if you hadn’t...”
– Apparently the way to get male attention is to read a large fantasy book at the bar. Also my response to this was, “oh. Um… I just like to know where things are.”
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