February 2010
I have an overpowering urge to watch Dead Poet's...
Does anyone in the greater New York area have a copy?
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What is the time table on developing bed sores?
I’ve been in my bed in my jammies watching Arrested Development all day.
January 2010
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I think I can honestly qualify 95% of my...
Someone licked my face last night in an effort to get me to go home with him.
thefondest:
Filter “Take a Picture”
Dear guy from georgia that i just met
Yes I know how attractive i am
no i’m not going home with you
because i’m not that persn
yeah I know my hair smells good
i don’t care what you would do to me
please don’t lick my face again
stop making out with m
e
yes if you call me tomorrow i will answer
no i’m not going hom with you
no i’m not mad at you.
no i’m not going home with you.
...
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fuckyeahsondheim:
pjcerz4:
Being Alive - Raúl...
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW...
(via interrobangin)
This is like that time I constantly insisted on watching Grey’s Anatomy at work. Then people would come up to me to check things out, and I would be crying. What I’m saying is neither of us know how to not be messes in public places.
Can you guys see this link to the most... →
interrobangin:
It’s only on facebook because the guy who made it wants to make real things some day and can’t be held down by Helen Keller/dead presidents jokes.
It makes me really sad that we will probably never see the whole thing. I would kind of like to have a video of all of the takes of my death scene. That was a really important piece of falling over I did.
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I did want to watch some Arrested Development
Then I put on The Weepies, and now all I want to do is lay on my bed and stare at the ceiling and have a really angsty teen soap moment.
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The Dress Looks Nice on You - Sufjan Stevens
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I don't know how I feel about this.
I just sober staggered into the wall of my cube, and it made a noise and shook the cubes behind me, and no one noticed or laughed. If I trip over a flat surface and no one is there to see it, is it still funny?
Phantom of the Opera has been on Broadway for 22...
Shaking and crying.
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Dude
interrobangin:
drexin:
interrobangin:
drexin:
You’re talking about how you don’t eat breakfast while you’re standing at the snack machine at 11:30. Um, you’re kind of eating breakfast right now.
Eleven thirty is lunch territory. I’m kind of an expert on lunch.
By eleven thirty I meant eleven twenty. If you haven’t had breakfast, a mid-morning snack is breakfast.
Not if you eat it as...
Dude
interrobangin:
drexin:
You’re talking about how you don’t eat breakfast while you’re standing at the snack machine at 11:30. Um, you’re kind of eating breakfast right now.
Eleven thirty is lunch territory. I’m kind of an expert on lunch.
By eleven thirty I meant eleven twenty. If you haven’t had breakfast, a mid-morning snack is breakfast.
Pandora I think you are overestimating how much...
It’s nowhere near the amount you think it is.
Dude
You’re talking about how you don’t eat breakfast while you’re standing at the snack machine at 11:30. Um, you’re kind of eating breakfast right now.
A Contract for the Gay Guy - Straight Girl... →
interrobangin:
paulhphillips:
A little something not SOTU related for you all tonight.
Take note of the “we don’t want to go shopping” bit, Emily, the next time you give me shit about pulling out my iPhone after walking into a store with you!
Okay, whoa. Let’s take a pregnant reflective pause. I’ve never tried to make you the sassy shopping companion. Do I look like I get help from your...
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Why is there not a "trainwreck/hot mess" category...
I would take just “mess,” or “live-blogging life disasters.” I mean, this is what half of tumblr does.
If everyone knew how to use the internet
interrobangin:
A missed connection today: corner of Broadway and College
You: wearing a sweatshirt, vintage(?) ski jacket, denim shorts, and thick black socks (legwarmers?) up to your thighs like hooker boots. Me: In a wheelchair with one of those reflective flags, camo jacket, grey beard. I said “hey, cutie,” but you seemed preoccupied, no time for a chat. Maybe it was the headphones you had...
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I just got a pair of my underwear in the mail from...
I left them there over Christmas. I wasn’t even staying in her apartment. I left my underwear in the apartment of an old woman I have never met. My life is weird.
mykicks:
Paul Simon - “You Can Call Me Al”
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folkinz:
the dandy warhols: we used to be...
“I hope she has more friends that want to get knocked up.”
– What Pregnancy Pact boy? What? No. That’s not the same.
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SWEENEY TODD:
uncomfortableplotsummaries:
Businesses flourish when freed from stringent regulation.
lolz
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guess what, guys? i have syphilis.
synecdoche:
“people still get that?”
Emma gets so many STDs. Don’t have sex with her. Probably ever.
supcakes asked: Last night I had a dream you lived in a mall and your apartment was next door to a Jersey Shore merchandise shop. #Tumbldreams
“PACT? PACT? I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS!”
– i might make this my new go to stressed out response. (via sparkleneelysparkle)
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They could have saved a lot of money on making...
We had a nursery, too. You could work there as a class.
PREGNANCY PACT MOOOOVIEE!!!!!
sparkleneelysparkle:
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
ITS SOOOOO GOOD.
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Confession time
Babies are like animals. I like babies in general, but I don’t really know what to do with them. Sometimes I see them, and I think that I can treat them like odd looking cats. But would you know mothers don’t like it when you try to scratch their child under the chin. You also can’t rub their bellies like puppies.
its teen mom day on lifetime
interrobangin:
sparkleneelysparkle:
i had such big plans for my DAY and now its ruined.
OH MAH GAWWWWD
PIZZA AND TEEN PREGNANCY. PIZZA AND TEEN PREGNANCY.
Me: I really want tacos right now.
Emily: I'm so hungover hungry, but no one else is.
Me: I could eat so much pizza right now. What if I ordered one?
Emily: You know those days you wake up and just want to eat forever? Happening. I can't stop thinking about food. But I'm not at home.
Me: I know. I want to put so much food in my mouth.
Emily: Do it. Eat it for me. Eat it for all of us.
How fast do you think an all-you-can-eat nacho...
interrobangin:
But how perfect would those few days be?
EDIT: Would be eaten out of business. Self control when faced with unlimited nachos would be near impossible, right?
FREE TACOS WITH EVERY BEER. TACOS. TACOS. TACOS.
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If I can't entertain people while I'm drunk on the...
then what is the point of even drinking?