December 2010
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
My mom's cleaning lady always says "I love you" to...
Me: Bye!
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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What games should I download on my ipod?
I need to have a lot. I need this thing to look like it belongs to a small child. Also I’m on words with friends now. T Drex. Find me. I’m really bad.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Earrings shaped like animals is apparently...
I have: Cats Giraffes Turtles Octopi
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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What is our national obsession with boxing movies?
Not even boxing just movies about boxing. No one anywhere knows a thing about boxing, but they are all dying to see The Fighter I think somewhere along the line a bunch of writers, producers, directors and actors made a secret agreement to make boxing movies better than other movies. “Ok so, let’s make a movie about some person who doesn’t have any money and/or nothing to live...
Dec 27th
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“What did Matt Damon win an Oscar for? I thought it was for The Departed, but...”
– At least this time I didn’t publicly embarrass myself like the time I got Christian Bale and Tom Cruise confused while watching (my copy of) American Psycho.
Dec 27th
Why are we arguing about CSI characters?
I need a nap.
Dec 26th
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When I was in the shower, I could hear an argument...
Chili. They were arguing about chili.
Dec 26th
The scene as described to me:
My parents: (Start How to Train Your Dragon) My grandma during the Dreamworks logo: A little boy fishing off a moon!?! I’m not going to like this I can already tell. My grandma 5 minutes in to the actual movie: I really don’t like this movie. (gets up and leaves)
Dec 25th
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The Christmas haul
ipod touch, with camera (let’s facetime and play words with friends always!) Cusinart stick blender Seasons 1 and 2 of Mad Men A pretty scarf A book about Quantum Mechanics!
Dec 25th
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Finished my yearly reading of A Christmas Carol
I cried a lot when the Ghost of Christmas presnt took Scrooge to the Crachit’s?
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
Dec 24th
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Conversation I am DYING to have
Customer: How much is this?
Me: (Price)
Customer: Is that the sale price?
Me: No, I'm just fucking with you. I made that number up. Actually, we're on the barter system here. Do you have any chickens, maybe some brightly polished pebbles you would like to trade for goods and services?
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Someone tell me where the logic is
We play exclusively Christmas music beginning in mid-October and then the week before Christmas, begin playing regular music with the Christmas music.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Remind me to never take ecstacy if I get a super...
I’ve fallen into a Misfits K-hole.
Dec 20th
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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“Heaven has an open bar… and Heath Ledger”
– TOO SOON CHRISTMAS CUPID, TOO SOON.
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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My dark twisted RETAIL NIGHTMARE
I THINK THEY TURNED THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC UP.
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 15th
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You know what is really sad?
Watching the Mariah Carey Christmas special on hulu by yourself.
Dec 14th
I would like to take this opportunity to apologize
To everyone who has exerted the effort to find me on linkedin. I am not profesh enough to know how that works.
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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