February 2011
I always (read: today I did) wonder if I've ever...
josephdv:
Too lazy to check though.
I always imagine that certain situations are going to turn into missed connections. Like the time I was in the East Village, and it was too hot to take the L, and I hailed a cab and gave a hoot of joy then started walking to it, and it drove away, and I yelled at it. Then a tall guy laughed at me. Or that time I was running my clicky boots to catch the...
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I've given up.
Watching Portlandia and painting my nails. I bet the landlord would show up when I wanted him to if I lived in Portland.
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January 2011
iloveeddieredmayne asked: Hey Drex. How was your day?
Two more things I remembered when I was brushing...
School Shootings (excluding the Degrassi school shooting)
Hurt or abandoned animals, including but not limited to: Humane Society commercials accompanied by Sarah McLachlan songs.
Things that are guarunteed to make sob like a...
Soliders in Iraq or Afganistan regardless of circumstance or where I am at the time (airports. I’m terrible in airports.)
Sick parents/child.
People being proud of other people.
People in the past finding out that history works out in their favor.
Adoptions
Conspicously missing from this list:
People being in love with other people.
Most on screen deaths.
Weddings.
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I know you are about to be arrested
When you put your hands up and say, “a’ight, listen” to a cop.
Is it appropriate to bring up in an interview how...
Jesus, Mary and Joseph, if these people contact me, I’m 100% going to let them have a piece of my mind.
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“You can be too rich and too thin, but you can never be too well read or too...”
– Tim Gunn (via elizabethanne)
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What is the expiration date on a number left for a...
Is it different from a regular number? Does it change matters if the person and the waiter have spoken outside of the restaurant before? What if he’s just really really attractive?
I’m asking for a friend.
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folkinz:
dusty springfield: son of a preacher...
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A fun winter hobby:
Stepping on crunchy ice nuggets in snow boots.
This is the girl who brought a list of "talking...
Emily: (We decided he is not my boyfriend).
Me: Wow. I'm really proud of you for having that conversation. Were you drunk?
Emily: Yeppp.
Me: Thought so.
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What does it say about you when
You bring your own bottle of wine to a BYOB restaurant and you are proud of yourself for NOT finishing it at dinner?
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Hey New York weather,
I bet if you put your shoulder into it you could be a little more disgusting. There is always that thing from Magnolia where it rains frogs.
I think I know why I'm just now watching Parks and...
Leslie Knope is TOO REAL for me.
Hahahaha, oh God.
I need a gif of Jesse Eisenberg grabbing Andrew...
Make it happen, tumblr. This is what you’re here for.
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Trent Reznor has a Golden Globe.
Trent Reznor has a Golden Globe.
Trent Reznor has a Golden Globe.
Trent Reznor has a Golden Globe.
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Did Alec Baldwin just look down J-lo's dress?
If you start playing everyone off Golden Globes,...
Just let them have their reaction.
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