January 2012
December 2011
Watchpaulhphillips:
A concept that was once described as “abominable” and caused one foreigner to exclaim, “this is why I hate America,” here is Emily and our friend Robert pitching Homeless and Fabulous because I cannot get enough of this video.
Please enjoy this video before it gets deleted again.
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I just stubbed my thumb on my Kindle
While playing a game called “Hot Donut.”
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I’ll Be Your Mirror - The Velvet Underground
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How I know the world is not going to end in 2012
In the bar on Christmas Day, I met a wire haired dachshund named Showcase Showdown.
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I'm the oldest person in the world
So my company gave everyone a Kindle Fire for Christmas, and I just got mine today because I was out of town on Friday when they gave them out. (Apparently it was very much like an episode of Oprah when everyone opened them last week.) Guys, I had to Google what it did.
Now that I have it on and hooked up, I don’t know what to do with it? I like reading regular books? If it’s backlit,...
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“I don’t think I would have come and talked to you if you hadn’t...”
– Apparently the way to get male attention is to read a large fantasy book at the bar. Also my response to this was, “oh. Um… I just like to know where things are.”
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Why is that guy so desperate for Cecelia to come...
She seems like a real bitch.
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Flirt with a boy, give him your number
Then go home and realize you’ve been wearing earrings that were tiny books all night.
Whoops.
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December 15, 2011:
The day we finally took the air conditioner out of our window.
The first time I watched White Christmas this season.
The night Emily and I decided not to stop into the wine store then found ten dollars on the sidewalk and bought a bottle of red wine that was so bad Emily had to go spend the rest of the magic ten on some diet coke to make it drinkable.
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“I just want to date my bartender a love story :-(”
– One of the main reasons why I wish I had an iphone right now is so that I could accurately portray the onslaught of crazy my phone was subjected to today.
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Jokes I just made in my head and then cackled...
What if I wrote a missed connection that was just the plot to the movie Serendipity?
What if people responded to it? What would they be like?
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Some notes:
I’ve slept 14 out of the last 24 hours.
I woke up with a weird cramp in my back on the left side which probably means I’ve ruptured something and I’m going to pass out from shock in the next 2 hours.
I had the opportunity to go out last night, but instead I stayed in my pajamas, ordered huevos rancheros and watched a Discovery Channel special with Stephen Hawking about the...
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Why does this beer kind of taste like sour milk?
This beer that I’m drinking at 10 am on a Wednesday because I just got off work.
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Blue Spotted Tail - Fleet Foxes
Sleepy, rainy...
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Just because it made me laff.
howtosquanderpotential:
kdrexin replied to your post: Living in Red Hook is the greatest of all the shitty things I’ve ever decided to do.
WWOOOOOOOOOMMMMPPPPP IMMMMMMAAA BOOAAAATTTTT. WOOOOMMMMPPPPP
Just giggling at my own boat joke.
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There was just a lot of screaming in our apartment
We just saw our neighborhood on last week’s episode of SVU.
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