So my company gave everyone a Kindle Fire for Christmas, and I just got mine today because I was out of town on Friday when they gave them out. (Apparently it was very much like an episode of Oprah when everyone opened them last week.) Guys, I had to Google what it did.

Now that I have it on and hooked up, I don’t know what to do with it? I like reading regular books? If it’s backlit, doesn’t that defeat the purpose? Should I buy I book even though I already have a bunch of books? Should I buy an embarrassing book so I can hide what I’m reading easier? Where are the free books? Why is the “Guide to Finding Free Kindle Books” $.99? Which case should I get? Should I subscribe to Esquire? Why is the New Yorker still expensive?