How you know the awkard (substitute) bartender wants to bang you
- He says he’s picturing what you must have looked like in the 7th grade (“all awkard and gangley”), mentions something about tall girls and asks you if the two of you would have been friends (all the dudes you were friends with in middle school are gay now, so…)
- He talks about Game of Thrones with you for a second time and mentions how into Ygritte (badass redheaded wildling girl) he is.
- He talks about Game of Thrones with you and mentions how into Ygritte he is because he has a thing for redheads. (For the second time).
- He asks you what color you would consider your hair (you’re a redhead).
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